Cod Vs The Royal Navy

One of our favourite sheltered cod marks will be in the way of a practice war this weekend...

1. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN by the Queen’s Harbour Master Portsmouth that commencing Saturday 5th December through Thursday 10 December 2009 a Naval Amphibious Exercise involving a major Warship and its associated landing craft will be taking place in the Browndown / Stokes Bay areas of the Central Solent

2. The majority of the Amphibious Exercise will be conducted from the Warship lying at anchor between Spithead Number 10 Anchorage (SW of Gilkicker Point) and the beach at Browndown. The exercise will be conducted by both day and night and will include a number of Landing Craft and other small boats operating between the Warship at anchor and to or from the foreshore at Browndown.

3. Mariners are reminded of the requirement to remain at least 50 metres clear of any Warship at anchor as stipulated in the Dockyard Port of Portsmouth Order 2005 and repeated in LNTM 28/07 (Keep Clear of Warship Berths). For the duration of the exercise, this Exclusion Zone is extended to include all Landing Craft and associated Military Vessels transiting between the vessel at anchor and to or from the shoreline.

4. Extreme care is to be taken when approaching the Area of operations and QHM Harbour Control is to be informed of any immediate concerns

5. For the duration of the amphibious exercise QHM Harbour Control will be kept informed of the area of operations and may be contacted on VHF Ch 11 or by telephoning 02392723689 for the latest information

6. Cancel this Local Notice To Mariners Fri 11th Dec 2009 (9 days)

EU Catch Reporting - Facts for Anglers

Amateur anglers are to be included in tougher controls on EU fishing agreed recently as part of continuing efforts to revive dwindling stocks. A deal in Luxembourg means closer monitoring of licensed fishing boats, stiff penalties on the industry and national authorities for breaching strict annual catch quotas, and the first-ever inclusion of casual fishermen in the Common Fisheries Policy net. However boat anglers will not have to report every fish to the authorities – unless the fish is subject to an EU stock recovery programme, such as cod in the North Sea. So Kevin's 33lb cod caught in 2008 off Hampshire (pictured) would not have to be reported!

Sweden’s agriculture minister, Eskil Erlandsson, stated: “Recreational fishermen are not being excluded. There is provision for dealing with them, but we have, as a result of these negotiations, limited the impact of the requirement to report fishing activity to recovery stocks. This in effect applies to cod in the North Sea and Baltic Sea, and Blue Fin Tuna in the Mediterranean and eastern Atlantic, and any stock subject to recovery plans in future would be affected as well.” But he insisted: “If, as a result of an assessment, the impact of recreational fishing on the stock is small and insignificant, the obligation to report catches will not apply.”

Earlier plans included counting anglers’ catches against national fishing catch quotas for the industry, and Mr Erlandsson left the prospect open for the future, saying: “For the time being at least, we will not be counting the catches of recreational fishing against quotas, but there will be increased monitoring of the recreational fishery and it may well be that member states would introduce measures to curtail or control recreational fishing activities if they have a significant impact on recovery stocks”.

Fishing and Reading

At last, a weekend that was just about fishable. Salar has been back in the water waiting patiently for a sea trial, so I combined the two and headed for a sheltered corner of the Solent for an hour or two. You don't have to go too far offshore for cod at the moment, there has been a string of reports coming into my boat angling in-box from anglers reporting cod catches about a mile from the shore along the eastern side of the Solent. The cod didn't oblige for me this time though, but I had plenty of whiting and they are just as tasty if a bit more fiddly to prepare. A tip from the cod-catchers: don't go all traditional with huge baits - try small ones alongside, you may be surprised which one old bucket-mouth goes for.

It was my birthday recently, and with all that windy weather I had used up my store of reading matter, so I spent my birthday tokens on a few books. If you are wondering what to put on the Christmas pressie list, here are a few I can recommend. If you have been fishing for 40 plus years like me, you may remember Mr. Crabtree Goes Fishing - and if you lost the copy I'm sure you once had, you can buy a reprint. All coarse fishing, but it brings back happy memories. Another find is 1001 Top Angling Tips by John Wilson. About a third is devoted to sea fishing but there are plenty of useful ideas in the coarse section too. Finally, Chris Yates goes back to sea fishing with Out of the Blue: On Fishing at Sea . This is more of a read than a reference book, but it's a nice one to lose yourself in as you nestle in your favourite comfy armchair while the wind howls outside.

PS If you like Peter Gander's drawing above, you can get it on a t-shirt or mug from FishPrint.

The Fishing Priest

Here’s a fishing joke I came across recently.

Father Michael was an avid fisherman, and whenever he was not fulfilling his priestly duties he would be out on the lough. One summer (2008) there had been weeks of stormy weather and he hadn’t been able to go fishing at all. He was desperate. One morning, the day dawned calm and mild: he could go. But - it was Sunday! He was supposed to be taking Mass in the church. “I know”, he thought. “I’ll pretend I have the ‘flu and Father O’Leary can take Mass for me. I’ll drive 50 miles to a river where I am not known, and have my day’s fishing.”

So that is what he did. However, he could not hide from God. One of the angels spotted him, and immediately snitched on him to God. God peered through the clouds and frowned.

“Are you going to punish him?” asked the angel. God nodded. The angel watched, expecting Father Michael to step in a wasp’s nest or fall in the river. Suddenly, Father Michael struck into a huge fish, and after a lengthy struggle the fish was on the bank. It was a huge salmon, almost certainly a record.

“But...I thought you were going to punish him?” asked the angel.

“I did,” said God. “Now who can he tell?”

Charley-Merde-Tete the dog

What do you do when you can’t fish because the weather is awful again, and you have fixed everything that needs fixing on your boat? You could flick through your books and see if there is a fishing one that has missed being read (this often happens to me as I get a pile of books each birthday and Christmas). Last week, I discovered a gem – why had I not found this one before? Too many “readable” books about fishing are written for the US market, or for fly fishermen, or for nostalgic, sentimental dreamers. “The Incomplete Angler” by Robin Shelton is a refreshing change from all that: a book written by a chap over here about good honest British sea angling with only a bit of trout fishing sneaking in at the end. It even starts with an account of fly fishing for bass from a kayak – how contemporary is that for goodness sake?
Written by a guy who thinks like we should be thinking but writes it down a lot better than most, this book will have you laughing, pondering, reminiscing and vowing to go fishing again. Robin explains fishing geeks and fishing porn, which will have a lot of us blushing under our wind-burn. He re-discovers pier, rock, beach, boat and fly fishing (including the contagious fly-tying obsession – don’t go there) and tells it in a way that will have experienced anglers nodding sagely and non-anglers following every word. Quite a talent. He is well within the scope of www-boat-angling.co.uk as he lives near Winchester and shops at Rovers in Fareham, although his fishing trips range from Scotland to Cornwall. Robin also knows exactly how and when to take the gentle micky: ‘aampsheer versus Hampshah; a certain Total fishing magazine; vegetarianism, fellow anglers and sleepy seaside establishments all come under his scrutiny. Anyone who elegantly refers to his dog as Charley-merde-tete can’t be at all bad. He can cook too.

Win a FishPrint t-shirt in the Boat-Angling Quiz!

Let's face it, August is not a great month for fishing, and catch reports so far have confirmed it. On top of that, the weather has been, shall we say politely, unsuitable. To cheer us all up we have devised a quiz on http://www.boat-angling.co.uk/ with a prize for the winner of a t-shirt from the Shop. No strings, free to enter, just fun, how easy is that? Not so easy when you see the quiz! Actually, with a few minutes and Google it should be no problem. Click here and have a go!

March and April Eastern Solent Fishing

I tried to stretch the March fishing reports as far as possible hoping for some more news, but the weather just wasn't playing ball. Weekend after weekend was blowy, but when we did manage to get out most of us only ventured as far as The Blocks. The plaice were there as usual; some days and some tides seemed to produce more than others. It is a good mark if you don't want to travel too far from Langstone Harbour, but you do get better and more consistent catches drifting the banks east of Selsey later in the spring and early summer.


It is now 11th April and I still haven't been out as this windy weather is conspiring against us. However, those lucky enough to go on the many calm mid-week(!) days have started to find bream - hooray! There have been reports of good catches on the western side of the Island. Our usual local marks of Boulder, Bullocks Patch and Hounds should start producing quality fish about now. Here's what we like to see, a prime fish in the net.




Try float-fishing when the tide is not running hard - a sliding float with the hook a foot or two clear of the bottom means you can fish ultra-light, and cover more ground. It is a great way of fishing as the tide is turning when slack water makes float fishing easier and you get fewer fish on static baits.


PS I have been watching the weather forecast very closely over the last couple of days, Sunday might be a chance at last!

Wet and Windy Easter

It just doesn't get better, does it? Monday was the only remotely fishable day, but it wasn't worth ordering worm. I went down to the marina with a box of squid, and spied the state of the water with a quick drive along the prom. It looked fishable, and there were a few boats by The Blocks already. Salar was waiting patiently, none the worse for the gales and a few weekends of neglect. She started first time and I headed out of the harbour entrance. The initial enthusiasm soon evaporated as it was bitterly cold, the sky and sea were a similar grey and a run down to Bracklesham was not really viable. Salar wasn't pulling with the usual enthusiasm, probably a bit of muck had grown on the blades because of the lack of use. I decided to use the time cleaning the blades instead of fishing, so it was back to the marina for a bit of underwater scrabbling. Reversing into a berth with a brisk crosswind is not easy, and after six attempts (I lost count after five anyway) we made it. I discovered that if you keep your hands under freezing cold water for five minutes it no longer hurts, so the rest of the prop-scraping with an old knife wasn't too bad. Back out to sea with a shiny prop and Salar showed she was capable of anything again. Let's hope next weekend it better!

Another lousy day in Paradise

I wish I had thought of that line. I didn't but I'm using it anyway, as it pretty much sums up today. A watery sun, wind F3 SE swinging round to the west and dropping meant a short trip to the Blocks for plaice was possible. There was a fleet of about 20 boats all clustered around the mussel beds, including Arron in Aquaholic and a few others I recognised.

It was slow day, Arron and crew managed four plaice including two very nice pan-sized ones; I saw a few others landed but none came to Salar. The anchor tripped by itself so I took advantage of the move and went over to the Blocks themselves, but nothing doing. I decided to spend the last hour back next to Arron in the hope that some of his charm would rub off on me but it wasn't to be. Tally for the day was a sea scorpion and a very small whiting, but who's complaining? I was out doing what I like doing best - it might have been lousy but it's as close to Paradise as you'll get down here.

Waiting for nothing to happen...